Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Sweet and LOWV Down News Hour:
You're Gonna LOWV THISS

Break out your listening trunks and dive into the deep end of the Sweet and LOWV Down. To start this week's epic show, your correspondents first discuss the unpredictable start to the MLB season; investigate Bobby Bonilla's pension plan; show Gloria Allred where the bad man put his bat; voice a new verse to the ballad of Lenny Dykstra; and update the hottest bats and arms races.


Your humble hosts then turn their attention to the LOWV, discussing each matchup from the last week of action: unB collects another trophy; Flash cuts off LM mid-funk; BB races past FC; ERdR and VR chalk up DLBP and Ship; BI sublets the ASL cellar to LU; and Snatty splits Guap's arrow.

Finally, the LOWV Down provides an exclusive sneak preview of the upcoming first quarter statistical report by The Heidegger Institute of Sports Sciene (LOWV THISS) and discuss the oft- surprising rotisserie standings and the implications of imbalanced schedules. You won't want to miss this, as the reporters learn how drastically the statistical standings vary from the current standings.

Got two hours? This epic podcast is the finest LOWV talk you'll find until Mike Jones returns from Lenny Dykstra's scrap metal yard. As always, if you're pressed for time, just skip ahead to listen to these know-nothings sick the war dogs on you, toss that human shield aside and send us a video response from your walled compound.



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